orthographic rejections - rigormortis - the mutilators - minor details - the blackout

by ged asbery

 

OK "punk dad" here are the official lineups from the main bands that I was involved in. There were several Rigormortis lineups for instance but this one is the definitive one, ie the only one that actually recorded.

1980 Orthographic Rejections
Vocals: Stuart Halpin
Bass: Pete Talbot (Billy Bloater)
Drums: Jason Davies
Guitar: Ged Asbery

I included OR because we did play one official gig at a Carlton in Lindrick Youth club. I read once that Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols played his first gig 3 months after picking up a guitar. That's what I wanted to do, so I did it. The other guys didn't really want to play until they were ready, which to be frank would have taken another few years at least. Stuart Halpin infamously ran onto stage with RigorMortis in '82 wearing just a pair of Doc Martin boots and a balaclava. He did the dance of the dying fly, took a bow and ran off again, rendering a 300-strong punk audience stunned and silent!

1981-1982 RigorMortis
Vocals: Steve (Gav) Heaps
Drums: Bob Seeley
Bass: Johnny Green (now in Red Arsed Bush Monkeys and still playing in Worksop)
Guitar: Ged Asbery

Lots of local gigs, particularly self-funded and self publicised shows in unlikely places including getting 300 people attend a punk show at Shireoaks Village Hall. Recorded a 3 track cassette for No Future Records that never got released. We gave away our 200 copies at various gigs in '82 including supporting Bikini Atoll.

Turned down for Turvey's infamous "Vice Squad" gig in Worksop in favour of "Victims like you" because according to Jim Turvey, "RigorMortis can't play," prompting Russ Mottishaw (Bikini Atoll) upon seeing us to tell him, "They can't play? You must have f_ckin' cloth ears, Jim! They sound like Motorhead!"

Mackie from Blitz and Helen Hill from the Violators (on No Future Records) dropped in on our recording session and Helen said we sounded "awesome". I think she must have really had cloth ears. That didn't stop us drooling on her shoes, though!

Split in 1983 after the No Future promises turned from a single release to a track on a "nearly made it" (ie "No Future Rejects") LP to zilch in the space of 6 months!

1983 The Mutilators
Vocals : Steve Lewis (yes THAT Steve Lewis RIP)
Bass: John (Whiskey) Walker
Drums: Mick Reay
Guitar: Ged Asbery

Arguably Worksop's first proper hardcore punk band. Famously photographed in the Worksop Trader giving the finger to the mayor and according to the same erstwhile rag's music reporter "an awful noise until I managed to get far enough away not to hear them."

1983 Minor Details
Vocals: Steve Lewis
Vocals:John (Seedy) Bailey
Bass: Whiskey
Drums: Mick Reay
Guitar: Ged Asbery

We only did one gig as Minor Details. Steve had failed to turn up for so many rehearsals (and turned up pissed for the ones he did)and Seedy had stood in. The result was that Seedy knew all the new songs and Steve didn't. Deciding we were replacing Steve with Seedy we did one gig with the pair of them on vocals. Steve remained sober (for once) and it actually came off well especially as dual vocalist bands weren't the norm especially in Worksop! Good but completely unpredictable and unsustainable!

1983-1987 The Blackout
Vocals: John Seedy Bailey
Bass: John Whiskey Walker
Drums: Mick Reay
Guitar: Ged Asbery
Bass (1985): John Scrooge Boardman

Dozens of local and not-so-local gigs including playing the Retford Porterhouse. Probably the only band to get more column inches from the (sadly missed) Gammy Pulex in the Worksop Guardian than Dean Bell did. Responsible for a near-riot at The George IV in Sheffield after Seedy had mistakenly booked us on a Right Wing skinhead show and we turned up in motorbike leathers and took the p_ss out of them. The organisers asked us back for another gig! Although Whiskey was the official bassist, Scrooge played with us for an entire year after one of Whiskey's frequent motorbike accidents meant he had to learn to play bass all over again. Scrooge's tenure included a support slot with Lost Loved Ones at the Porterhouse. We also played a gig in Mansfield with Andy (Melv) Melvyn (guitarist from The Real Atrocities) on bass after we turned up to watch another band, not realising we were expected to play, let alone headline! We borrowed instruments and Melv learned the chords for each song from me, right before we played it. We split in 1987 when Mick decided to procreate and I moved to Brighton.

GED

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